alyssa (myscribblingpen) wrote in funnyunsntletrs,
alyssa
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dear lappy,

you're hot. what's wrong? i've been using you for about 8 hours now.. are you sick? i don't care anyway.

love,
pau.


dear eyes,

are you tired? you're hurting.. want to rest? no, you can't rest. sorry. oh and, please don't come looking for a pair of eyeglasses in the future. i can't afford that. we don't need that. you don't want to look like a geek, right? using the computer for 8 hours straight doesn't happen much, does it? no it doesn't. so just bear with me.

love,
pau.


dear back,

you're in pain, why? try being straight. there, better? good. you better cooperate. i'm not done using lappy yet.

love,
pau.


dear pau,

we're giving up. we can't take it anymore. sorry. we need to rest. unless you want to use eyeglasses in the future and have problems with your posture.. we'll bear with you.

love,
lappy, eyes, and back.


dear lappy, eyes, and back,

you win. we'll rest. dammit. kill joys.

giving up,
pau.
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