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Jul. 21st, 2007

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ahzuri

(no subject)

Dear Internet,

Stop trying to show me all the Harry Potter Book 7 spoilers! They are soooo tempting but just quit it, I don't get my book till at least the 23th so fook off!

Impatient as ever
Felicia

Dear Self

Go into hiding from the internet, its plotting against you!

Love and warnings
Self

Jul. 12th, 2007

piss off

a_dirrty_mind

Yeah, bitch.

Dear TV,
I understand that you are tired. Although I treat you well, you have let me down time and time again. I regret to inform you that you will be getting a replacement if you do not shape up. Please be informed I have looked at TVs and found one that I want.

Then next move if yours,
Jibs

Jul. 10th, 2007

moi

huva

(no subject)

to the man
who shouldered me out of my spot
at the blue october concert:
do you like the view?
...so did i.

-h

Jul. 6th, 2007

For Frodo!

deadpoetwoffie

(no subject)

Dear shoelaces,

I left you untied so that you might experience the thrill of freedom.
There was no reason to trip me.
Never again shall you feel the wind as it rushes past your face.
I gave you a chance, but you have decided your own fate.
I've got two words for you now:
double knot.

Sincerely,
Shoes

Jun. 29th, 2007

Bunny Had Enough

twisterfairy

(no subject)

Dearest Facebook,

When your servers are down, I go insane. Seriously.

Wtih deepest affection,
Kate

Jun. 27th, 2007

*(

hodoka

(no subject)

Dear Boredom,

Stop stalking me.
Leave Dan alone too!


Dear Interesting Things,

I'm waiting.


Dear Laziness,

You need to go away. I can't eat with you breathing down my neck.
And I'm getting really hungry.


Dear Cake,

I hate you, but i love you all the same.

Jun. 26th, 2007

whiteandnerdy

a_dirrty_mind

Stupid Chair

Dear rollie chair,
Why do you tilt to the side? I sat in you today to have a discussion with my boss, and you made me fall flat on my face. The boss was "laughing with me."
Thanks...ass,
Jibs
Paulie

hjennakas

(no subject)

Dear bug bite,

please don't have bug eggs inside you. I don't want to wake up flies coming out of my arm.

thanks, me

***

Dear bug who bit me two days ago,

why did you do so? I didn't do any harm to you, I was just laying on the ground, enjoying the sun and then you bit me. It really hurted, it wasn't like some lame mosquito bite. It hurted half an hour after you were gone and the swelling is still there, worse than ever. Shame on you, I hope you suffer as I do.

yours, me


lil_emo_thing

206

Dear car,

Why do you not have a CD player in you?
Is it because you are eleven years old?
That's a crap excuse.
Anyway, I just wanted you to know how annoying it is when you make me copy all my CD's on to tapes.
Stop it.
Okay?
It's crap.

Lovingly,
Me.

+++

Dear feet,

Stop being cold!

Love,
Me

+++

Dear socks,

Where the hell are you?

Impatiently,
Me.

Jun. 25th, 2007

psychetta

(no subject)

Dear brain,

Getting a little lazy now, are we?
I know we're supposed to be a brainy kid, so we usually get away with studying very little, and of course, there was the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, but seriously, you should have studied a tiny bit for that maths test. Now, chances are you made us fail it, and that's not very nice, because we could have passed it easily if we took just 15 minutes more to make sure we knew wtf to do. Taking chances isn't going to work forever, you know. And we can't even blame it on Boyfriend, he was away!

Please work harder.
Love,

Conscience

~

Dear hair,

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU HAPPIER?!

sincerely worried,
Ego

~

Dear cake I made for Boyfriends anniversary,

I shouldn't have eaten part of you, I'm on a diet, but you were so tempting and delicious. Now look what you did! Jeez.
At least Boyfriend was happy though.
And you looked so pretty and tasted so good!

Guilt and love,
Sophie

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