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talentedinosaur in funnyunsntletrs

Dear Car,

I hate you so fucking much. Ever since we bought you, you have been nothing but trouble. There's always something wrong with you! And you crash/get crashed at in every opportunity and seriously, right now all I want to get a big ass hammer and shatter you to pieces so small nobody would recognize you.

You know I never go out at night. You know it. And when I finally decide to do it YOU WON'T TURN ON? YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. We spendt two hours trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with you and found nothing. You just got out of the workshop. You are supposed to be fine. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH.

PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A BIGASS HAMMER.

Sincerely pissed,
your current owner.

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March 2011

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