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katytron in funnyunsntletrs

office humour! no, not that office.

Dear Whoever It Is In The Office Who Is Eating Something That Smells Delicious,

3:30PM is not a good time for me. I am tired, bored, sore, and totally sick of work. Also, it is several hours after I've eaten lunch, and several hours away from me devouring whatever slosh I can be bothered to prepare myself for dinner.

I have just spent the previous hour goofing off on the internet and as such will be running slightly late. Which means I won't be able to grab even the bilge out of the cafeteria vending machine in order to satisfy my recently-stimulated hunger.

This is your fault. Had you not just purchased and consumed a (hopefully disgusting) meat pie or other such fragrant pastry concoction that wafted over to me, I would not be stuck at work with a rumbly stomach and a scowl.

Sincerely,
Over By The Photocopier.

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