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Dear Greenish Brown Growth located in the back of the fridge,

Please exit my refrigerator.  You are causing a stink that I'm pretty sure has yet to be discovered and made into a Harry Potter Jelly Bean.  I have a feeling at one point in your life you were broccoli but have now evolved into some sort of science experiment gone horribly wrong.  I have ran out of good smelling candles and it's now starting to smell of rotten milk with a side of asparagus, hmm perhaps you were asparagus.  If you do not leave by tomorrow I will use my shot gun.

Gagging,
Me

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