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To the cat who is living in my apartment...

Dear Cat,

Why do you insist on biting my ankles every morning?  I am aware of your presence and I understand you want my attention, but must you gnaw on my foot till you reach the bone every morning?  My feet would appreciate your cooperation as well. 

Love,
The other person living in the apartment (the one with the bloody foot)

P.S.  Could you please stop eating,destroying, or otherwise shredding the used q-tips that are in the trash.  It might help with the bad breath you have.




Dear Cat,

If you bite me one more time I might accidentally kick you out the door.

Respectfully Yours,
The Left Foot



Dear over sized human living in my home that I never invited over,

Get the fuck OUT.

Meow,
The King a.k.a. The Cat

P.S. I have 9 lives Left Foot, what about you?

Comments

Dear Cat,

You should put something nasty (like lemonjuice or "bitter apple" from pet stores) on your foot for a few days. he should probably get the message relatively quickly.
Then you will be able to say,

Dear Cat,
From now on I will be tasting like something you definitely don't want to be licking off your fur for the next two days. Please feel free to taste me at your own risk. I enjoy the challenge.
Sincerely,
Left Foot.
PS If I ever step in your shit again I'm actually going to make very fast and painful contact with your body. Please keep it confined to the litterbox. Kthnx.
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